Alicia Kearns appears to have been well received, on the whole, as a good Constituency MP. She certainly appears to…
The Other Elephant In The Room
With the final results in, everybody agrees that the Local Election result for the Tories is an absolute, unmitigated, catastrophic…
PLAN A REJECTED… DON’T LIKE PLAN B? CALM DOWN DEAR – THERE’S A PLAN C!!!
Sources within Downing Street are privately reporting on the content of the Prime Minister’s hitherto secret Plan C and it’s…
A NEW ARRIVAL CLIMBS ONTO OUR SHORES
British naturalists have been left stunned by the first sightings, on British soil, of the very rare Erinaceinae Arboribum, better known…
THE ROYAL WEDDING! COMPULSIVE OR COMPULSORY VIEWING??
According to rumours coming out of Westminster via Grennett’s secret source (Mabel in the Commons Tea Room), Parliament is set…
RUTLAND WATER – A BRIDGE TOO FAR?
According to rumours from well-placed sources at Catmose, Rutland Water could soon be the home of Rutland’s first twin traffic…
AUSTRALIA ‘A SHOO-IN’ TO WIN WORLD BLUBBING CONTEST!!!
Senior officials at Australia’s Sports Commission have admitted that they are feeling ‘extremely chipper’ about Australia’s chances of winning this…
IT’S OFFICIAL! VEGETARIANS TO BLAME FOR GLOBAL WARMING, (ESPECIALLY VEGANS)!!!
In breaking news from Brussels, the EU’s Global Warming Spokesmanwomanthing Frau Professor Doktor Iva Von Buttplugg, who has previously briefed…
INNOVATIVE SOLUTION PROPOSED TO OAKHAM’S ONE-WAY ISSUE…!!!
Meanwhile in tiny Rutland, Oakham’s Task & Finish Group met on Tuesday evening to start the process of considering ways…
SANTA SHOT DOWN OVER NORTH KOREA!
Millions of children in the Western World will go without their Christmas presents this morning following reports from NORAD’s Santa…
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